INT. Starbucks in Williamsburg Brooklyn
APRIL and MARK are working behind the counter at a Starbucks and keep looking over angrily at JEFF. CUSTOMER ONE approaches Jeff’s table, which is covered with his computer, a newspaper and a couple of magazines.
CUSTOMER ONE
Excuse me sir. Can I borrow this seat?
JEFF
No.
APRIL
I hate that guys. He’s [...]
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INT NYC APARTMENT
KEVIN walks into a mostly empty apartment. He is a average looking man in his early 40’s. He’s dressed in very dull clothing and carrying a briefcase. He sees several suitcases sitting next to the door.
KEVIN
Sarah? Sarah? Are you here?
Sarah comes out of the bedroom. She is a Taiwanese woman. She looks young [...]
21,250 CALORIE SANDWICH
INT. BURGER PALACE
STEVE and MARTHA are standing in line at a Burger Palace.fast food restaurant.
STEVE
What are you thinking?
MARTHA
I’m not sure. I usually get the double cheeseburger. But look at it. Wow 450 calories. That’s crazy.
STEVE
Oh my god. I think I am going to get a salad.
MARTHA
What about that new Colossus burger they’ve been talking [...]
September Is Sketch Writing Month
So I am taking part in the September Is National Sketch Writing Month Challenge. I will be writing a sketch every day for the next 30 days. Today is day one. I am not arguing these are all good sketches, but they are sketches and it’s about writing not total quality so please don’t judge [...]
The Resistance at The P.I.T. this Monday (the 2nd)
Come check out my sketch group, The Resistance this Monday at the P.I.T. as we present: The Resistance presents: Closing In…
The show was written and directed by me and stars: Nick Turner, Dave Flaherty, Beth White, Ryan Sturt, Joy Masters, Chris O’Connor and myself.
Here are the details:
The show starts at 8pm (it will start exactly [...]
Dustin Knows Shoes
I recently completed work on a series of videos for Nine West shoes. I wrote and directed the videos contain some of New York’s most talented comedic actors. The campaign launches in spring 2009 so be on the look out for it here soon.
The Resistance Presents: Closing In…
My sketch comedy group, The Resistance will be performing at the Peoples Improv Theater Mondays in February at 8pm
If you didn’t see our show at The UCB you missed a great show. We’ve been invited to perform a full run of the show at the People’s Improv theater and couldn’t be more excited. Please come [...]
Upcoming Project: A Night Of One Acts
I am currently at work on a night of original one act plays. With the help of several talented friends I should have the show ready to go by the end of March ‘09.
I know that sounds like a long time but it is going to be totally worth it. This will be first time [...]
That’s Mr. D’Addato
I haven’t updated the site in a while. That’s because I’ve been a little busy getting married. That’s pretty awesome. I’ll post some pictures soon. Joy (my wife) is the most awesome chick I know and I am super lucky she decided to marry me.
The Comedy Nerds Podcast
For those of you that don’t know I am doing a comedy podcast called, The Comedy Nerds Podcast. It’s all about comedy.
Dan McInerney and I walk talk about all aspects of comedy.
Check out thecomedynerds.com for more info and look for it on iTunes. Just search “The Comedy Nerds” under the podcast section
