I’m An Award Winning Playwright - Kind Of!
A couple of week’s ago I took part in a 24 hour play festival and guess what, I totally won an award for my play. It was called “As It Is In Heaven” (although I promise you it was in no way religious) and the audience voted my play Best Script. I am currently working [...]
Ram On, Chowderhead
(based on suggested title from Michelle Laikowski)
EXT BOSTON STREET CORNER
NICKY is standing on the street corner. He is drinking a beer and wearing a Red Sox Jersey.
NICKY
Hey buddy. Nicky here. I wanna clear up something that’s been buggin’ me. Actually a couple of things. First off, we almost neva say [...]
A Long Cold Spell
INT. TV STUDIO
ROSANNA and GREG are reporting on the news. MIKE is waiting to go on.
GREG
Police say they can’t determine the victim’s identity with out the head. And now weather. Mike how’s it looking this weekend?
MIKE
Thanks Greg. The weekend is actually looking great. Look for it to be sunny with [...]
So You Are Like…
EXT. ALLEY
Detective Smith and Detective Horn are standing over a dead body.
SMITH
Oh my god. This is horrible. Do we have any leads.
HORN
Right now, nothing. I don’t know how we are going to catch the guy who did this.
Gabrielle enters wearing a suit but sneakers.
GABRIEL
I think I can be of some assistance gentleman. [...]
Can You Believe Obama?
INT. LIVING ROOM
STEVEN and MARK are sitting on close couches. They are having a couples dinner with their wives who are in the kitchen. There is food on the table. The television is on CNN.
STEVEN
I’m so glad we could finally have you and Cindy over.
MARK
Yeah. Since we moved here you guys are [...]
Could We Have Another One?
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
HAROLD is in bed. JANE comes in from the kids bedroom.
HAROLD
Is everything okay?
JANE
Yeah. He just had a really hard day at school. There’s this kid picking on him. Hey. I was thinking. I think i would like to have another one.
HAROLD
Really? We talked about [...]
Can I Get Your Autograph?
CHRIS is sitting at a diner with this friend HENRY. They are engaged in conversation. JUDY approaches the table with a small pad and a pen.
JUDY
Excuse me. I don’t mean to bother you, but can I get your autograph.
CHRIS
Sorry to disappoint you. Who ever you think I am, I am not [...]
Are You Cool? Inc.
CHUCK is on an infomercial type set. He is dressed in a very cool outfit and talking inaudibly to a sexy girl. He notices the camera. Cuts back and forth when other people talk.
CHUCK
Being cool. Coolness. Being the motherfuckin’ man. Everybody wants to be cool but not everybody is. [...]
No, You Floss Every Day
MR. SHEPARD is sitting in a dentist chair waiting alone. There is calm music playing. DR. FRANK comes in a distracted fashion.
DR. FRANK
How you doin’ today Mr. Shepard? Been a long time.
MR. SHEPARD
Good. Dr. Frank.
DR. FRANK
Okay. Let’s take a look…Oh… that’s not looking too good. You haven’t been taking care [...]
I Am Very Tired
JERRY and MATT are sitting on couches at the end of the party. Everyone else has gone home. They look very very tired.
JERRY
I am very very tired.
MATT
Dude. Me too.
JERRY
What time is it anyway.
MATT
I don’t know.
JERRY
Look at your watch.
MATT
Can’t. Too tired.
JERRY
To look at your watch?
MATT
Yeah. Too much energy. My blood [...]
