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INT. HIDEOUT

MIKEY, SAMMY, JOHN and BARRY have just come in with several sacks full of money. They are dressed all in black.

MIKEY
Will you look at all this cash. I told you I could do it. You guys didn’t believe me.

JOHN
That’s why you’re the boss.

MIKEY
That’s right. It’s all thanks to me, the biggest Crime Lord in this city.

They all look uncomfortable.

MIKEY
What? What’s the matter?

BARRY
It’s nothing.

MIKEY
What’s going on?

JOHN
It’s just, don’t you think Crime Lord is a little strong.

SAMMY
Crime Captain maybe.

JOHN
Or Crime Chief.

BARRY
Or really good at crime guy.

MIKEY
Guys? I am really good at this. I just made us all a lot of money.

JOHN
I don’t know if I would say a lot. There’s maybe 30,000 here. That’s not really Crime Lord money.

MIKEY
But it’s a lot.

SAMMY
You don’t have your own jet. Crime Lords have jets. And ladies.

BARRY
And a tiger.

JOHN
Oh yeah. That’s totally a Crime Lord thing.

MIKEY
I’m the boss of this family and I say I am a Crime Lord.

JOHN
Again, I hate to argue but we’re not really a family. A crew maybe.

SAMMY
Yeah, we’re pretty much four dudes who rob people every once and a while.

MIKEY
Fine. Fine. You guys win. You’re really making this heist less fun for me.

JOHN
I don’t know if I would call it…

MIKEY
Shut up or I will shoot you.

JOHN
Fair enough.