I Am Very Tired
JERRY and MATT are sitting on couches at the end of the party. Everyone else has gone home. They look very very tired.
JERRY
I am very very tired.
MATT
Dude. Me too.
JERRY
What time is it anyway.
MATT
I don’t know.
JERRY
Look at your watch.
MATT
Can’t. Too tired.
JERRY
To look at your watch?
MATT
Yeah. Too much energy. My blood will move and I’ll be up more.
JERRY
Your blood is always moving.
MATT
Don’t tell me what my blood does.
JERRY
I’m just saying, you can’t be too tired to move your wrist a little bit and still be alive.
MATT
Well, it’s happening. I am very very tired and I don’t want to move.
Jerry gets up and kicks him. Matt reacts and is angry.
JERRY
There. You moved. Now what time is it.
MATT
3:55 am
JERRY
Dude. We should go too bad.
MATT
Can’t. Too tired.
JERRY
You can’t be too tired to go to sleep.
MATT
I can and I am.
JERRY
So you are tooo tired to stop being tired.
MATT
I am a very complex man.
JERRY
You’re a jerk.
MATT
Yeah, that too.
I can relate to Matt.